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[felicula]

Castration pants.

Discuss.

Comments

[phoenixsong]

Train of thought #1: Would this be pants that cause castration? Or pants to show off the result of castration?

Train of thought #2: Blackleatheryum. *points to icon*

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

For discussion, they could be either. :) But the conversation that inspired this post was based on my hurling of the curse, "I hope those pants castrate you!" I'd love to see how many different directions people could take it.

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

Do you think women would be immune to castration pants?

[dawnstar.livejournal.com]

The male version of a "camel toe"?

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

Hee! Good one. :)

[marared.livejournal.com]

BeeGees.

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

So that's how they get to sing soprano when they're grown! I wonder if Jason Mraz wears them too...

[siegeengine.livejournal.com]

Something about Mary?
ouch!

[cydira.livejournal.com]

castration pants for women = trying to wear your 'skinny' jeans from when you were two or four sizes smaller a few years ago. :P

also, what the hell is up with the fact that women's pants are cut so that they ride up and are uncomfortable as hell when you sit down and they're supposedly 'fitted properly'???

i'm also protesting capitalization today. :D

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

I must admit I haven't seen that movie. Fill me in?

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

Ouchie ouchie ouchie. I have the opposite problem with women's pants: more often than not, regular-waisted pants sit so low on the crotch for me that the seam saws at my thighs when I walk. I'm, in general, not a fan of off-the-rack clothes, but I don't have a sewing partner in crime to help me make my own. *shrugs* Sometimes I can find ones that work with my body.

Protesting capitalization, yet it took a capital D to make that smiley!

[ninepointsatyr.livejournal.com]

I'm saying what I'm thinking: razor-bladed zipper on assless leopard-print pants two sizes too small for anyone who puts them on.

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Not only would those be castration pants, but the individual... industrious (or perhaps stubbornly persistent?)... enough to squeeze themselves into those pants would get a back-alley tummy tuck from the deal too!