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A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls out a rectal thermometer from his shirt pocket and tries to write with it. He looks up at the teller, pauses a moment, then realizing his mistake, he says "Well that's just great, some asshole has my pen".
-brought to you by the department of tasteless jokes, forwarded to me from my dad
