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[felicula]

I felt compelled to pass along this link purporting that bi men are a myth that I saw on lite's page.




01) My uncle once: was evicted and ended up homeless for a time. He's a pervert and a momma's boy who doesn't know what to do with himself since my grandma died. No, I don't like him very much.
02) Never in my life: have I experimented with drugs I didn't get via prescription.
03) When I was five: I was already an active masturbator.
04) High school was: where I found the confidence to sing solos.
05) I will never forget: the friends I have lost touch with.
06) I once met: the Barenaked Ladies. I gave them my red, wooden yo-yo.
07) There's this girl I know who: I shared a Spring Break with in college...
08) Once, at a bar: I had a load of fun. It was their fetish event.
09) By noon I'm usually: dressed at least, unless it's the school year. Then I'm running around like a beheaded chicken trying to get Aidan and myself to school.
10) Last night: I took a very gratifying hour-and-a-half walk after spending the day with my lovely mechanchaos.
11) If I only had: enough income to buy a nice house, a more recent car, and anything else that might come to mind.
12) Next time I go to church: will be a very long time from now unless I end up going to a funeral, wedding, or UU service.
14) I have a confession to make: I didn't want to let my husband leave for work today. I wanted to lock lips and stay that way.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: two not-presently useable printers and a pleasantly spinning fan.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a Zephyr-kitty sprawled snoozily on the summit of the sofa.
18) Every day, I constantly think about: sex, money, and what I should be doing next.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be:hmmm... probably Juliet's nurse. Since I've become a mom I'm all nag...
20) By this time next year: I hope to be a whole lot more slender and sporting an associate's degree.
21) A better name for me would be: perhaps Adrienne Connor... at least if my birthparents had their wish.
22) I have a hard time understanding: shallow people whose only means of recreation are chemical.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: aim to be a professor of philosophy.
24) You know I like you if: if I get shy and awkward, sometimes stammering. I'm getting better at masking it though. Then again, sometimes I leer and drool and go all intense... but that's usually when I don't think anything will come of it. Then there's mechanchaos, who can tell when I'm having an all-into-him day when I grin at him, can't keep my hands off him, and want to spend more time making out than doing much of anything else.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: mechanchaos
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: would never listen to each other if we could get them all in the same room. I'm keeping bansidhe's response here.
27) Take my advice, never: wear a skimpy sleeveless homemade underdress as your only clothes on a sunny day without sunscreen. Also avoid windy days in said outfit - no one needs a free show.
28) My ideal breakfast is: a small bowl of grapenuts mixed with cheerios, followed by a number of berries.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: I don't know about this one. I have a lot on mp3. If only I could remember to put my backups back on this computer.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: trying Duff's wings at least once.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: intersect on the quantum level.
32) Why won't anyone: chop all the politicians into little bits?
33) If you spend the night at my house: you will be used as furniture by a number of cats.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: mechanchaos's request.
35) The world could do without: the United States Government.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: represent an ideology I do not believe in.
37) My favorite blonde is: Ginny Dashnau.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: underwire brassieres.
39) If I do anything well, it's: put together creative things.
40) And by the way: noone should have to smell the cat shit while they're cleaning the litterbox.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: babbled on and on, truth-serum style.


-ganked from bansidhe

Comments

[cheshire23.livejournal.com]

*eyeroll*

Anything to prove bisexuality doesn't exist, right? This has been on my friends page a few different times, and I suppose I'll comment about the same issues:

- Most of the bi men I know find typical porn models unattractive, usually due to being too darn skinny. As ravenshrinkery keeps saying, "If I can break you with two fingers, the answer is no!" It's not that women don't turn them on, it's that silicone-implanted sticks don't turn them on. While I haven't looked at a whole lot of gay male porn, and I'm sure it has its own "perfect sex object" issues (a bearish friend of mine has griped about how overly clean-shaven most guys in gay porn are, for instance), it's possible that the men portrayed in porn are more attractive to a "typical" bisexual male than the women are. Just a thought. :)
- Being turned on by an image is not the same as being turned on by a whole person. Frankly, I tend to "notice" women more often than I do men, especially in the "yeah, I'd do her!" sense. That's never stopped me from having and enjoying sex with men. *shrug*

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

***nodnods***

[ninepointsatyr.livejournal.com]

I think this is because women tend to take better care of themselves. Few men put the time into their appearance that the average woman does. One of the reasons metrosexuals do so well.

Girls have an unfair advantage in this given shiny clothing and other accoutrements are more acceptable for them; however, great advances have been made in shiny clothes for guys and there are many parts of the world where kohl is socially acceptable. We're finally catching up. ;)

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

I still like the man-skirts. I think they were from Germany. :)