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[felicula]

We just got egged. Well, about 10-20 minutes ago. I heard some voices outside, which is rather common, then I heard a softish thud hit the window. By the time I could get the shade opened and the light off, they were gone.

This is the same window that has the "LOVING COUPLES DESERVE MARRIAGE" sign in it.

I wouldn't have known what hit it, if it wasn't for the incompetence of the snot-oozing, zit-encrusted cuntwads who did it.

The egg that actually hit our window? Hard-boiled. I found it on the lawn when I went out, dented but otherwise intact. The raw one hit the frame of the window to the apartment below us. The pathetic homophobic pusnuts couldn't even get an egging done right.

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[edenssixthday.livejournal.com]

That really sucks. I'm so sorry to hear that.

However, I've never heard of anyone DUMB enough to egg someone with a boiled egg? What an idiot.

And now, I think I'm going to make egg salad for lunch tomorrow. That hard-boiled egg just sounded too damn good. :)

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

I have a soft spot for eating my morning eggs, regardless of how my home is wearing some.

[coderlemming.livejournal.com]

Wow, that really sucks... sorry this happened to you.

It occurred to me as I read this that maybe the hard-boiled egg was intended to go _through_ your window...?

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, but the sound it made was more akin to a snowball strike. All the more reason to call the perpetrator incompetant...

[marared.livejournal.com]

...fucktards.

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

[grey-wolf.livejournal.com]

You have to feel a little sorry for the sort of twat that is so narrow minded that they would do something like that!

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

Sadly, if it's who I think it is, her younger brothers ride the school bus with my son.