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[felicula]

Condiment interrogation.

Discuss.

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[marared.livejournal.com]

I'll cut his heart out with a spoon!

Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?

Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

[marared.livejournal.com]

Wait, you said condiment, not cutlery.

I R dum. heh. But we'll let the Alan Rickman quotes stand anyway.

[hbbtrbbtbcnbt.livejournal.com]

You can't go wrong with Alan Rickman...especially THAT quote :)

[hbbtrbbtbcnbt.livejournal.com]

"Ketchup, were you or were you not seen at 2000 hours slipping out of the door shelf to rendevous with Mustard??"

"Who claims to have seen me with Mustard?"

"Mayonnaise made the claim. Do you deny it?"

"Mayo is a wanker. If you want someone who can hold his salt, talk to Ranch Dressing!"

"But that doesn't answer the question!! Were you or were you not..."

"Oh give it a rest already!! Mustard and I were discussing the validity of Dill Pickle's beef with Sweet Relish."

"So Mayonnaise was right, there WAS a clandestine..."

"Mayo was jerkin' your gherkin!!! There was nothing wrong with my meeting with Mustard!!! If you want more to back me up, talk to Worchestershire and Soy! Teriyaki won't be much help...kinda mellow."

"You bet your bottle top I'll be talking to the sauces!!!!!"

"ok"

Ketchup leaves to rejoin his comrades, as Mustard is ordered into interrogation. The sauces loosen Ketchup's top and prepare a plastic spoon catapult....Boss sauce always was a little too into his label. The condiment rebellion begins!!!!

[dawnstar.livejournal.com]

Wow.

omg LOL

[evilkinggumby.livejournal.com]

thats awesome.. i am starting to wonder if you should write for the food network. :) those would make kickbutt 20 second mini-mercials :)

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

That is awesome!!! *hugs the Bethy*

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

Though, for the condiments, the spoon might be as threatening (or more so) than the knife...

What might threaten condiments more?

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

But but but, the quote works awesome anyway!

Re: omg LOL

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

Beth is awesome, is she not?

[hbbtrbbtbcnbt.livejournal.com]

*blink blink*

Ok!! I just wrote what came to mind...and I wasn't feeling that good, either :)

Re: omg LOL

[hbbtrbbtbcnbt.livejournal.com]

Wow, thank you :) *does a courtsey*

[hbbtrbbtbcnbt.livejournal.com]

*big big hugs the felicula!!!*

[hbbtrbbtbcnbt.livejournal.com]

Probably the knife, you know, something has to cut the mustard ;) Knife also makes them spread...but then, some condiments might like that...

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

I think too many condiments would like that too much.... Maybe the fork? Then they can have SNAFU: Situation Normal All Forked Up...

Hmmm... The power mixer might be a formal enemy. But, again, too many condiments might enjoy being thoroughly whipped.

The fondu fork might carry the promise/threat of winding up altogether too hot and sticky.

OK, my mind is going nowhere good with this.

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

*enormous hugs and neck rubs to you*