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[felicula]

Condiment interrogation.

Discuss.

Comments

[marared.livejournal.com]

I'll cut his heart out with a spoon!

Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?

Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

[marared.livejournal.com]

Wait, you said condiment, not cutlery.

I R dum. heh. But we'll let the Alan Rickman quotes stand anyway.

[hbbtrbbtbcnbt.livejournal.com]

You can't go wrong with Alan Rickman...especially THAT quote :)

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

But but but, the quote works awesome anyway!

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

Though, for the condiments, the spoon might be as threatening (or more so) than the knife...

What might threaten condiments more?

[hbbtrbbtbcnbt.livejournal.com]

Probably the knife, you know, something has to cut the mustard ;) Knife also makes them spread...but then, some condiments might like that...

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

I think too many condiments would like that too much.... Maybe the fork? Then they can have SNAFU: Situation Normal All Forked Up...

Hmmm... The power mixer might be a formal enemy. But, again, too many condiments might enjoy being thoroughly whipped.

The fondu fork might carry the promise/threat of winding up altogether too hot and sticky.

OK, my mind is going nowhere good with this.