more timekilling

( It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel... )

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kolys: *...giggles at something in another window* No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.

Me: Wow

Me: That just brings my brain back to those darn mashed potatoes...

kolys: *laughs!*

kolys: Actually, it would probably not surprise you to learn that this was a quote that appeared on www.fnord.org

Me: ***pictures a pot of mashed potatoes getting it on***

Me: ***grins***

kolys: *chuckles*

Me: Actually, I picture them getting it on while their soon-to-be devourers do too. The potatoes end up losing all their energy, having already spent it in furious pursuit of orgasm.

kolys: So that's what that peculiar flavor is. And here I thought it was something in the butter.

Me: Eww :-)

kolys: *evil cackle*

Me: ***grins and sparkles with mischief even as she ewws***

Me: Too bad these kinky potatoes have no lasting enjoyment of their activites. All potato genders alike are summarily eaten, at the mercy of the humans who claim to own them...

Me: Free the potatoes!

Me: Let them practice their weird sex orgies in peace!

kolys: But they're yummy.

kolys: I understand that this runs counter to the principles of the Potato Liberation Front, but they're yummy.

kolys: *holds out small greasy bag* French fry?

Me: Nah, I'm on a diet. ***you see her munching on baby cut carrots, a bunch of people picketing behind her, signs reading "free the carrots!"***