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[felicula]

kolys: *...giggles at something in another window* No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.

Me: Wow

Me: That just brings my brain back to those darn mashed potatoes...

kolys: *laughs!*

kolys: Actually, it would probably not surprise you to learn that this was a quote that appeared on www.fnord.org

Me: ***pictures a pot of mashed potatoes getting it on***

Me: ***grins***

kolys: *chuckles*

Me: Actually, I picture them getting it on while their soon-to-be devourers do too. The potatoes end up losing all their energy, having already spent it in furious pursuit of orgasm.

kolys: So that's what that peculiar flavor is. And here I thought it was something in the butter.

Me: Eww :-)

kolys: *evil cackle*

Me: ***grins and sparkles with mischief even as she ewws***

Me: Too bad these kinky potatoes have no lasting enjoyment of their activites. All potato genders alike are summarily eaten, at the mercy of the humans who claim to own them...

Me: Free the potatoes!

Me: Let them practice their weird sex orgies in peace!

kolys: But they're yummy.

kolys: I understand that this runs counter to the principles of the Potato Liberation Front, but they're yummy.

kolys: *holds out small greasy bag* French fry?

Me: Nah, I'm on a diet. ***you see her munching on baby cut carrots, a bunch of people picketing behind her, signs reading "free the carrots!"***

Comments

[kolys.livejournal.com]

Bah. Pay no mind to the Carrotians. Their lobby isn't nearly as powerful as the Potato Liberation Front, largely because they don't have 'friends in Washington'. The PLF, you see, are a registered sub-organization of both the Kabal for Justice for Vegetables (KJV) and the National Reform to Save the Vegetables (NRSV) group - and as we all know, anyone with the KJV or the NRSV in their pocket will find a friend in Washington.

Watch out for the Coalition of Infuriated Asparagus agents - you never know when someone from the CIA could be watcnkajtngflrsekgnerfghelphelpthey'vefoundme

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

Damnitol, the CIA must have caught wind of the smells of oven roasting coming from my kitchen last night. I just know that if I get pegged for random drug testing, they'll detect the asparagus piss!

[mandragoran.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm on a diet. ***you see her munching on baby cut carrots, a bunch of people picketing behind her, signs reading "free the carrots!"***

This makes me think of an Arrogant Worms song.. free the vegetables or something (I don't have it, and can never remember song titles). Ye gods I almost snorted cola all over my screen.

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

I tend to think more of the Tool song "Disgustipated": "These are the cries of the carrots" ... "To them, it is the Holocaust!"

Your poor, sadly abused Cola. Unfortunatly the Softdrink Syndicate seems to be on a downswing now that many know that caffeine is a mind altering substance. ***grins***

[mandragoran.livejournal.com]

Well the SS can lick my toa jam. :) Damn straight it's a mind altering substance! Though, it's quite possible in my case that means nothing, as one requires a mind in the FIRST place. ;) Snh. Snh.

[lite.livejournal.com]

The name of the song is "Carrot Juice Is Murder"
The Arrogant Worms rock :D

[mandragoran.livejournal.com]

Ooo! A Worms fan!:D

They do rock. Carrot Juice isn't my favorite, I'm partial to Last Saskatchewan Pirate, History Is Made By Stupid People and War of 1812 myself. :>

[lite.livejournal.com]

My favorites are "Log Into You", "The Mountie Song" and, yes, The Last Saskatchewan Pirate (though I like Captain Tractor's version better. More.. rocking. :) )
But I don't think they do a song called War of 1812...? The only band I know who does a song like that is called Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie and they're from the OTHER end of Canadia. if you've never heard of them, check them out.. they got a few great songs too (The Toronto Song, A Canadian Date etc.)

[mandragoran.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to check that band out.

And if you want War of 1812, I have it. I can send a copy (email or something). :) It's coooooooooooooooool.

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

Today I savored a very sizeable baked potato today: completely and absolutely SMOTHERED in Frank's Red Hot Cayenne Pepper Sauce. May the PLF be damned. It was YUMMY!