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[felicula]

If you call me black felicula, you likely know me either only through AOL or LiveJournal.

If you call me felicula, you only read the header on my LiveJournal.

If you call me HeronSinger, you know a more personal username.

If you know me as mdelaney, you only knew me online at college.

If you knew me as Aerin or Aericke, you knew me when Oswego's MUDD was still online or were part of the gaming group my husband and I used to play in a few years ago.

If you call me Little Moe from Buffalo or Maureen the Green Bean, you are a relative being annoying and must be shot.

If you call me MJD, you are one of the snobs I hated in gradeschool.

If you call me Mo or Moe, you obviously know nothing about me.

If you call me Mau, you are one of a select few that I allowed to call me that, but haven't spent much time getting to know me since.

If you call me MJDALWGS, you knew me when I first had AOL/AIM.

If you call me sunset_over_lake_ontario you likely chatted with me on Yahoo upwards of 5 and a half years ago.

If you know me as Laura, then you are Alexis C. Oliver, though I doubt you'd be reading my LJ if you were.

If you call me Maureen, you are someone who knows me, or at least knows my given name.

If you call me Mrs. Davidson, you are a telemarketer and will be hung up upon.

If you call me Mrs. DeLaney you either don't know me well, or are being overly formal.

If you call me freak, pervert, or weird, you'd be entirely accurate and not get much of a reaction from me unless I was in the mood to sling silly or snarky comments.

If you call me lovey, you're mechanchaos.

If you call me friend it will make me smile. You'd be one of a few good people that I enjoy talking to and hanging around.

If you call me Adrienne, Connor, Adrienne Connor, or Connor Adrienne you might be the birthmother I never met.

Edit: mechanchaos reminded me that some call me Reen, himself included. Some of the old Buffalo crew called me Reen, as did several of the Wednesday Night Haus O' Cheez crew. Now that I think about it, a lot of college friends called me Reen. Reen is somewhat annoyingly nasal, but is better than the abruptness of Mo / Moe / Mau.

If you call me The Great Maureeni, you are Heidi Gilbert or Ginny Dashnau and I wish I could get back in touch with you.

If you call me Koosh, you are one of a few fun folks who attended SUNY Oswego and happened to know and love the comment I made about a french tickler being a condom with a koosh ball on it.


That's about all I can think of at the moment... If you can think of any I ought to do or have completely forgotten about, let me know.

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[phoenixsong]

If you call me MJD, you are one of the snobs I hated in gradeschool.

But...but...there was a point I refered to all the lot of us at SHA by our initials!

*friendhugtight*

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

***truly and honestly didn't remember that*** I guess I just remember better when they would chant in a mocking, affectedly deep voice, "MJD MJD MJD," at times when I was going to be subject to some other form of ridecule. A lot of the negatives from gradeschool tend to stick with me. I know I used my initials for myself when I had that silly logo I'd made out of them for my bass guitar and anywhere I happened to doodle it. Still, the most memorable use of them was the icky use of them.

[phoenixsong]

*hug*

Was being silly, anyway. s:)