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[coderlemming.livejournal.com]

My favorite so far:

Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie.

Yeah, I'm gonna, uh, do that.

[coderlemming.livejournal.com]

Nope, nope, this one wins:

Zygote spraying

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

I liked committing mass spermicide.

*giggles*

[dawnstar.livejournal.com]

Being rough with the pink eraser

And of course, the Buffy fan in me was amused by Jerking the staked vampire 'til he flames up

And one for the music-geek/pervert in us all: Performing diagnostics on the flesh flute

Some of these are just SO unwieldy, I can't imagine anyone ever using them. But they're fun and silly. :)

Re: *giggles*

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

***nodnods***

There is so much delightful silliness to be had at the expense of genitalia. It can be a bit of an inspiration as well, to better get to know our own.

[blackfelicula.livejournal.com]

teasing the purple-headed custard chucker will always remind me of my favorite silly name for penis: "mushroom-headed yogurt-thrower"