Curiosity killed the cat

Oh. Hey. Look.

I've been hermit-ing again.

Eh. It happens. It seems I'm currently making a habit of distilling what I think into its barest essences. The distillation process is lengthy.

In the meantime, here's some nice, (I'm warning you, you don't want to click here unless you're really, really interested in the inner workings of my private, perverted, sexual brain...), juicy ( masturbation TMI. )

I am serious. If you are squeamish about fat girls getting themselves off or about genderfuckery then this cut is not for you.